Freudian Slip
A priest is
sitting in a pew with a very worried and nervous look. The second priest
thought he should try to help, so he approached his distraught associate and
asked him what was wrong.
"Well" the
first priest said, "have you ever heard of a Freudian Slip?"
"No," said
the other.
"Well" said
the first, "it's when one slips and says something one is thinking usually
when it is the least opportune time."
"Oh," said
the third, "so, what happened."
"Well, today
I performed a wedding, and you know the part when you say 'I now pronounce
you man and wife'?" asked the first.
"Yes?" said
the second.
"Well that is
what I meant to say, and what I actually said was, "I now sentence you to
death."